Photo Perspective

Miah has come up with some doozies these past few days:
It's raining = The sun's crying
Being nice = Be niceing

Then there is the opposite arguing at the table between the two four year olds:
"I'm blue and you're green."
"I'm good and you're bad."
"I'm pee and you're poop."

And how's this for faulty assumptions leading to bad conclusions:
While dad was changing a messy diaper, "Dad, why do girls poop green and boys poop brown?"